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HHHLonewolf
Mon Mar 28 2005
Registered Member #423
Joined: Sun Dec 19 2004
Location: Missouri
Posts: 14
One night a robber broke into a home.



While he rummaged through the desk he heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!''



He replied, ''Who said that?!''



Once again he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!''



The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was.



The parrot replied, ''Cornelius.''



The robber said, ''What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!''



The parrot answered, ''The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!''
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*HmS*Rodge
Mon Mar 28 2005
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Joined: Wed Feb 23 2005
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Good one Lonewolf
lol
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