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*HmS*Proteus
Mon Nov 05 2007
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I've noticed that on the home page in the "bad day" pics that there are a lot of American tanks and APCs that have crashed or otherwise met their end in a funny way.
is this because soldiers in the "Good ole US of A" can't drive????
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*HmS*Pistolero
Mon Nov 05 2007
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No, they can drive.....it is because the british engineer forgot to put a stopping system on them...so they just keep on going
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*HmS*Wedge
Mon Nov 05 2007
Captain Slow

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Well its your fault for letting us service them in the first place but its ok next time we get them in for a service we will be sure to fit parking sensors.
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speedskater
Mon Nov 05 2007
speedskater
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while installing the brakes, put some coffee cup holders in there, the kind that heat up and keeps your drinks warm! flip a switch, then keeps the drink cold.
good old ford and their better ideas!
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*HmS*grunt
Mon Nov 05 2007
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Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
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*HmS*Wedge
Mon Nov 05 2007
Captain Slow

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Dont forget the fluffy Dice in the mirror and the "if you can read this your about to get shot" bumper sticker
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*HmS*Wedge
Mon Nov 05 2007
Captain Slow

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BTW did you notice he still has his lights on?

Hope the airbags work

... note to tank drivers...... Never drive a tank after watching the Dukes of Hazard
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speedskater
Mon Nov 05 2007
speedskater
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need the bumber sticker that reads " if you can read this, flip me over " see those bumber stickers on jeeps ®
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*HmS*Proteus
Mon Nov 05 2007
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*HmS*Pistolero wrote ...

No, they can drive.....it is because the british engineer forgot to put a stopping system on them...so they just keep on going

I think they call them brakes

ps is it because in some countries they drive on the left??
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*HmS*Soza
Mon Nov 05 2007
If my spelling is bad blame my English teacher
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Just put in this new automatic parking computer parks the car on its own
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*HmS*Echo11
Fri Nov 09 2007
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Note I think that Last tank was british wasent it ?
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*HmS*Proteus
Fri Nov 09 2007
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*HmS*Echo11 wrote ...

Note I think that Last tank was british wasent it ?


i did some asking about and at the time it was on excercise in neveda with an american driver
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SIR BRUTAL p4f
Sat Nov 10 2007
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Soza wrote ...

Just put in this new automatic parking computer parks the car on its own

its called bops (Blonds Only Parking System) LOL
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*HmS*Soza
Sat Nov 10 2007
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LOL sir brutal
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