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| *HmS*Proteus |
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   Registered Member #1341 Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006Location: Chesterfield, England Posts: 487 | I'll apologise now to the original authour of "the night before Christmas" And to any of my friends I may have missed. 'Twas the fight before Christmas' ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a gamer was playing, they’re resting their mouse. The stockings were hung and the trimmings looked fine, they all hoped that nova would soon be online. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Out of the window I threw a flash, it blew out the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature Stryker, and HMS guys with beer. With a little old driver, his rig such an art, I knew in a moment it must be Ole Fart. More rapid than eagles his gamers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now Grunt! now, Sniper! now, Echo!, now Shad! BGs on the roof! This could be bad On, KP! On, Jusme! on, Soza! on Wedge! They’re up in the trees and down by the hedge As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they met with COOPers, the BGs did cry. The Players they rearmed, a magnificent crew, With the armoury full of M4s, big medpacks too. And then, a Chinook, came in too land flown in by Koevoet with a nade in his hand . As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney Sweet Annie came with a bound. She was dressed green, from head to foot, And her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A satchel of M4 she’d put in a sack, She was followed by Exup watching her back. Trevor’s gun flashes twinkled! There’s BGs to bury! Cervessa blasting away, Stedenko looking quite merry! Cardinal blew the target, Quick medded Rainbow, I saw VS blue in the explosion’s glow The pins of nades they held in their teeth, whilst smoke circled Seikodad’s head like a wreath. The Bgs, they fled, no fight in their belly, When Cheech and Chong turned up in a Heli. Hms players are friendly ! All fighting the red, The look on their faces fill BGs with dread. They all speak on VT, it’s easy to work, If you who don’t use it you must be a jerk.! They sprang to the stryker, Ole Fart gave a whistle, They drove out of sight still firing stinger missiles. Then I heard them exclaim, ‘GOOD GAME ALL, OUTA SIGHT!’ "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!" [ Edited Mon Dec 22 2008 ] | ||
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Exupgenesis  Registered Member #1649 Joined: Sun Mar 18 2007Location: Austria Posts: 340 | wow pro, nice poem happy x-mas to u | ||
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| *HmS*Wedge |
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Captain Slow   Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | I feel hurt, no mention of me  lol  Merry Christmas  | ||
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| *HmS*Proteus |
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| Registered Member #1341 Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006Location: Chesterfield, England Posts: 487 | *HmS*Wedge wrote ... I feel hurt, no mention of me lol Merry Christmas Yes there was, I could NOT miss you mate | ||
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| *HmS*Proteus |
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| Registered Member #1341 Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006Location: Chesterfield, England Posts: 487 | "Now Grunt! now, Sniper! now, Echo!, now Shad! BGs on the roof! This could be bad On, KP! On, Jusme! on, Soza! on Wedge! They’re up in the trees and down by the hedge | ||
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| *HmS*Joe |
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If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Registered Member #1170 Joined: Wed Mar 22 2006Location: Lancashire, England Posts: 622 | But there is Wedge mate, read it again. | ||
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| *HmS*Quick |
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 Registered Member #143 Joined: Mon Mar 29 2004Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 1700 | You forget - Wedge can't spell, and add to that the fact that he's blind in one eye and can't see out of the other... | ||
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| *HmS*Sniper |
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british-sniper  Registered Member #1692 Joined: Fri Apr 20 2007Location: France ...some say Posts: 340 | that was great Proteus . have a happy christmas mate  | ||
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| *HmS*cervessaman |
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hey all Registered Member #1086 Joined: Wed Feb 08 2006Location: netherlands/Oss Posts: 506 | Proteus thx for the nice words,have nice days,you are number 1 powet | ||
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| *HmS*cervessaman |
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| hey all Registered Member #1086 Joined: Wed Feb 08 2006Location: netherlands/Oss Posts: 506 | joe goood spel? | ||
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| *HmS*Joe |
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| If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Registered Member #1170 Joined: Wed Mar 22 2006Location: Lancashire, England Posts: 622 | Errr, Yea mate. I guess that is the right answer to your question Beerman mate but i couldnt understand the question.  Only kidding mate, yea its good. :) | ||
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| *HmS*Wedge |
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| Captain Slow Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | *HmS*Wedge wrote ... I feel hurt, no mention of me lol Merry Christmas lol I was being sarcastic, nice poem, and a great idea for a new forum thread, altered poems. | ||
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| *HmS*Cardinal |
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I am root. If you see me laughing, you‘d better have a backup! Registered Member #1489 Joined: Sat Nov 11 2006Location: Münster (Westphalia), Germany Posts: 1216 | Good one! Thanks Proteus! Nice idea! | ||
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| *HmS*JustMe |
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  Registered Member #398 Joined: Thu Dec 02 2004Location: Spanish Fork UT Posts: 110 | Pro I feel deeply honored Merry Christmas to you all | ||
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| *HmS*Tiger |
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Registered Member #343 Joined: Fri Oct 29 2004Location: Baton Rouge, LA USA Posts: 1490 | hey Wedge, is that like ALTERED REALITY ? | ||
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