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*HmS*Pistolero
Tue Jan 24 2006
I Stopped being a Sexist, Because Bitches hate that shit
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His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day,
> while
>> trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help
> coming
>> from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.
>> There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy,
> screaming
>> and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from
> what
>> could have been a slow and terrifying death.
>> The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse
>> surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced
>> himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.
>> "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life."
>> "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer
> replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son
> came to the
>> door of the family hovel.
>> "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. "Yes," the farmer replied
>> proudly.
>> "I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education

> my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll
> no doubt
> grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.
>> Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time,
> graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went

> on to become
> known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the
>> discoverer of Penicillin.
>> Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog
> was
>> stricken with pneumonia. What saved his life this time? Penicillin.
>> The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?
> Sir
>> Winston Churchill
>> Someone once said: What goes around comes around. Work like you
> don't
> need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like
> nobody's
> watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's Heaven on
>> Earth.
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