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  Registered Member #932 Joined: Fri Nov 18 2005Posts: 95 | plz post ur ford Jokes hear I love 2 read them ty | ||
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Captain Slow    Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | Harrison Ford Jokes, hmmmm not sure i know any (41) (34) | ||
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| *HmS*Pistolero |
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I Stopped being a Sexist, Because Bitches hate that shit  Registered Member #370 Joined: Thu Nov 18 2004Location: Usa Posts: 311 | (67) F O R D = First On Race Day (58) | ||
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| *HmS*MoNoXXiDe |
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 Registered Member #311 Joined: Fri Oct 15 2004Location: Indiana Posts: 512 | f@%#ed Over Rebuilt Dodge Found On Road Dead | ||
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| K8O |
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  Registered Member #719 Joined: Tue Jul 19 2005Location: SCOTLAND NEAR GLASGOW Posts: 26 | Failed Old Rattly Diesel Fired Our Rally Drivers | ||
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 Registered Member #217 Joined: Wed Jun 09 2004Location: UK Posts: 251 | Ford and God Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the gates, an angel told Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention-the assembly line-changed the world. As a reward, you can hangout with anyone you want to in Heaven." Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself." The be-feathered fellow at the Gates took Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Ford then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Ford, "you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. there's too much front end protrusion 2. it chatters at high speeds 3. maintenance is very costly 4. it constantly needs repainting and refinishing 5. it is out of commission 5 or 6 of every 28 days 6. the rear end wobbles too much, and 7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust." "Hmmm," replied God, "hold on." God went to the Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few keystrokes, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replied to Henry Ford, "but according to statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!" | ||
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| Registered Member #217 Joined: Wed Jun 09 2004Location: UK Posts: 251 | Fix Or Repair Daily | ||
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| *HmS*NON |
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*hms*non Registered Member #85 Joined: Tue Feb 03 2004Location: Netherlands Posts: 1087 | (60) verry good crim!! (69) | ||
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| KILLZONE |
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  Registered Member #22 Joined: Mon Dec 22 2003Location: lichfield england Posts: 239 | Found On Recovery Dollys | ||
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| ikillford |
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| Registered Member #932 Joined: Fri Nov 18 2005Posts: 95 | thank u guys for all the good Jokes love them all | ||
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