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black monk   Registered Member #1439 Joined: Fri Sep 29 2006Location: Brightlingsea, England Posts: 395 | Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? | ||
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| black monk Registered Member #1439 Joined: Fri Sep 29 2006Location: Brightlingsea, England Posts: 395 | Some if's If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? and some who's Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." | ||
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| =LND= Exup |
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Exupgenesis  Registered Member #1649 Joined: Sun Mar 18 2007Location: Austria Posts: 340 | *HmS*black monk wrote ... Some if'sWho was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." who was first on earth? egg or chicken? | ||
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  Registered Member #35 Joined: Tue Dec 30 2003Location: Lincolnshire England Posts: 2080 | fish | ||
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| =LND= Exup |
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| Exupgenesis Registered Member #1649 Joined: Sun Mar 18 2007Location: Austria Posts: 340 | fish or fish-egg? | ||
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  Registered Member #1341 Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006Location: Chesterfield, England Posts: 487 | If you look at the Darwinian theory then the immediate male ancestor to the chicken mated with the immediate female ancestor to the chicken to produce an EGG which contained what we now know to be a chicken. Therefore the Egg came first. end of arguement..................... | ||
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| =LND= Exup |
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| Exupgenesis Registered Member #1649 Joined: Sun Mar 18 2007Location: Austria Posts: 340 | ok pro, and about the fishes? the same?  | ||
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| moi |
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  Registered Member #1013 Joined: Sun Jan 01 2006Location: d Posts: 80 | ? [ Edited Sun Oct 18 2009 ] | ||
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| *HmS*cervessaman |
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hey all Registered Member #1086 Joined: Wed Feb 08 2006Location: netherlands/Oss Posts: 506 | `There was a fish,and she lead an egg,thats the end | ||
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| =LND= Exup |
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| Exupgenesis Registered Member #1649 Joined: Sun Mar 18 2007Location: Austria Posts: 340 | hmmmm beerman, im sure you know where the fish come from.... or not? | ||
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| MichaBen |
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| Registered Member #1336 Joined: Tue Jul 25 2006Location: Netherlands (Rotterdam) Posts: 267 | -WSO- Exup wrote ... .... or not? Ok another why: Why did Exup misspell knot as not? But anyway, to make things clear, which came first: the egg, the chicken or McDonald's? The 3 can't exist without each other, that's for sure. A chicken needs an egg to be born, an egg needs a chicken to make one, a chicken needs McDonald's or they have no job and therefore no food, and finally McDonald's needs the chicken so they can feed until they are fat enough so they can be eaten. [ Edited Sun Dec 28 2008 ] | ||
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"history will be kind to me, for i intend to write it" - Winston Churchill Registered Member #1297 Joined: Wed Jun 28 2006Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 383 | MichaBen wrote ... Ok another why: Why did Exup misspell knot as not? And another why: Why did MichaBen misspell 'not' as 'knot'?  [ Edited Sun Dec 28 2008 ] | ||
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| MichaBen |
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| Registered Member #1336 Joined: Tue Jul 25 2006Location: Netherlands (Rotterdam) Posts: 267 | That dictionary is out of date, it doesn't have a link to the (k)not thread yet. Please everybody submit that link so the (k)not dictionary can be fixed. | ||
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| moi |
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| Registered Member #1013 Joined: Sun Jan 01 2006Location: d Posts: 80 | ? [ Edited Sun Oct 18 2009 ] | ||
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