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Life is like a box of chocolates...    Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 |                  [ Edited Fri Dec 07 2007 ] | ||
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| Life is like a box of chocolates... Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 |  | ||
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| Registered Member #116 Joined: Fri Feb 27 2004Location: Leeuwarden - Holland - Europa Posts: 752 | haha | ||
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| Life is like a box of chocolates... Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | Mental Christmas Carols 1) Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices? 2) Amnesia - I Don't Remember If I'll Be Home for Christmas 3) Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 4) Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... 5) Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are 6) Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Us 7) Borderline Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'm Not Telling You Why 8) Full Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire 9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells 10) Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House 11) Senile Dementia - Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe 12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House 13) Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate 14) Attention Deficit Disorder - We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!! | ||
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| Life is like a box of chocolates... Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | For those how always forget to send out cards - here's an all purpose card for all holidays. | ||
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