Joined: Mon May 01 2006 Location: Lincoln, England Posts: 149
might be the cousin..lol but most likely wrong as well The father has a brother which would make him the uncle of his brothers son, the uncle has a wife who has had a daughter but i got lost after that part
Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006 Location: Chesterfield, England Posts: 487
I have been collecting these for a long time and here are a few of my favourites, can anyone answer these? 1 Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 2 Why are wrong numbers never busy? 3 Why do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection? 4 if all the world's a stage, where do the audience sit? 5 if swimming is such good excercise, why are whales so fat? 6 If a word in the dictionary were spelled wrong, how would we know?
Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006 Location: Chesterfield, England Posts: 487
A few more to chew over. 1. If olive oil comes from squeezing olives, how do they make baby oil? 2. Whose cruel idea was it for the word ‘lisp’ to have an ’s’ in it? 3. When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time to set it to 4. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax? 5. Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed 6. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven? 7. How young can you be and die of old age? 8. If a shop is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors? 9. If a schizophreniac threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?