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| EagleEyes |
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| Guest | You know you have played too much Hardmaps when: 1. You wake up looking for your favorite weapon. 2. You turn to a fellow worker and say "I got your back". 3. After a day's work you leave and start wondering where Black Widow is? 4. You look around every corner expecting a BG with a weapon to be there. 5. You insist being called by your callname i.e. Snowman (39) (39) (39) (39) (39) | ||
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| Guest | 6. You drive past houses, and upon seeing people in the windows, think to yourself "That's a bad place to stand....that's easy sniper prey!" (3) | ||
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| *HmS*grunt |
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Life is like a box of chocolates...    Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | 7. You are constantly looking up for para drops. | ||
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| Killer_Queen |
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  Registered Member #366 Joined: Tue Nov 16 2004Location: Norway Posts: 45 | (23) 8. You're out strolling and think you see some BG's on that mountain top over there. ( a bit similar to OBB's , but it IS what I keep myself doing very often ) 9. When you lay in bed and close your eyes you're in the middle of a battlefield. | ||
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| *HmS*Trevor |
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| Registered Member #35 Joined: Tue Dec 30 2003Location: Lincolnshire England Posts: 2080 | You know you are addicted when all you can think about is the next map your gona write hehehehe (60) (36) 4 me | ||
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| *HmS*NON |
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*hms*non Registered Member #85 Joined: Tue Feb 03 2004Location: Netherlands Posts: 1087 | 10. when you are lying in your bed to go to sleep and the only thing you can think of is ......... what if Trevor wouldnt sing so much I maybe could have killed that bg. (60) | ||
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| *HmS*antrax-d |
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  Registered Member #44 Joined: Wed Jan 07 2004Location: israel Posts: 116 | 11.Whean you sleep you can think "i need the best medic in HM i call to Antrax-d he prubly take arisk to med me" hehehe lol lol (73) | ||
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| *HmS*NON |
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| *hms*non Registered Member #85 Joined: Tue Feb 03 2004Location: Netherlands Posts: 1087 | 12. You surch for the c-key when you want to get a knife in the kitchen. (55) | ||
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| Deep Six |
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  Registered Member #60 Joined: Tue Jan 13 2004Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin U.S.A. Posts: 674 | 13. ...when you hear footsteps on the floor above you and you look for the green name tag. 14. ...if you ever catch yourself thinking you could take that two story jump and not break both ankles. 15. ...when "roger" becomes a regular part of your vocabulary. | ||
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| *HmS*OBB |
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| Guest | 16. ...when you start debating with your mate, the pros and cons of certain sniper rifles. 17. ...when you start looking on the internet for a real M40. 18. ...when you start visiting your old shooting range, and the targets are now people instead of deer bodies. 19. ...you ask your hubby if you can "pleaaaaaaase" buy some cammo outfits, or get some for Christmas! 20. ...when during a movie that has guns in it (yes, some women like war movies!), you can tell what kind they are by the sound they make. (30) | ||
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| Deep Six |
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| Registered Member #60 Joined: Tue Jan 13 2004Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin U.S.A. Posts: 674 | 21. ...when you go to bed and still hear: "This is King Six, we've got hostiles inbound from the base to your east..." 22. ...if you pass a power station and think -- ooh, objective archer. 23. ...if you think letting out a breath before pulling the trigger on your sniper rifle will really help your medic avatar shoot better. | ||
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| altawon |
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  Registered Member #82 Joined: Sun Feb 01 2004Location: Kingston Ontario Canada Posts: 148 | 24. When you talk to your friends about guys (or gals) on your squad and you expect them to know who you are talking about. (38) | ||
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| *HmS*NON |
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| *hms*non Registered Member #85 Joined: Tue Feb 03 2004Location: Netherlands Posts: 1087 | Oooh ..... I have the same problem! They dont understand (60) | ||
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| *HmS*OBB |
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| Guest | 25. Once your squad has gotten to know each other, and even though it isn't stated, there is a definate chain of command that everyone follows. 26. When on the phone with a fellow squad member, you call them by their HM name. 27. You start training in earnest for matches. You look for the best teams on NovaWorld, and eventually you start beating them! (Squad One.....you have amazed me, and I am honoured to be a part of such a well-oiled "killing machine." Let's kick some posterior today! Just think of my car! lol | ||
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| *HmS*Psychonut |
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 Registered Member #152 Joined: Mon Apr 05 2004Location: West Virginia Posts: 125 | rgr that obb. and six i do play to much because i say rgr to everything now lol.... love this form. gj eagle (30) <span class='smallblacktext'>[ Edited Sun Dec 19 2004 ]</span> | ||
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