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*hms*non   Registered Member #85 Joined: Tue Feb 03 2004Location: Netherlands Posts: 1087 | * I do not speak MORON fluently, so please speak slowly! * I have gone to find myself if I get back before I return, keep me here * I want to do my part to make the world a better place, but murder is illegal! * Do you mind not standing so close to me, someone might think Im with you * Don't ask me I only use my brains to keep my ears apart * Damn right Im good in bed!! I can sleep all day! * If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers! * Im not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example! * I didnt say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you! * You can either agree with me or be wrong! * Not everything in Holland is flat! (41) (74) * I'm lost please take me home with you!! * You have been a naughty boy, go to MY room!? * Love is what you say you feel to get SEX! * As you sitting here talking to me, I want you to understand that I will be making fun of you as soon as you leave. * Im not undressing you with my eyes im adding a sweater! * Therapy has taught me that nothing is my fault! * Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes * I live in my own litle world, but its ok........ they know me here! * Im not a complete idiot! Some parts are missing. * WRONG!! clitoris is not a greek island. * The more you drink, the W.C. * SIMSALABIM!! Shit your still ugly!! * Save water drink beer!! * CHOAS, PANIC and DISASTER. I think my work here is done! (105) (51) | ||
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