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*HmS*deathwish
Tue Aug 26 2008
Registered Member #345
Joined: Sun Oct 31 2004
Location: peterborough. uk
Posts: 821
here some tongue-twisters for you guys and girls to try



there's no need to light a night-light
on a light night like tonight
for a night-light's light's a slight light
and tonight's a night that's light


Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter



She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells



A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"


I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late
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*HmS*Grimm
Wed Aug 27 2008
Registered Member #1213
Joined: Sat May 06 2006
Location: Slovenia
Posts: 920


You lose your tongue on this words.
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*HmS*Proteus
Wed Aug 27 2008
Registered Member #1341
Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006
Location: Chesterfield, England
Posts: 487
not an old one but topical considering other threads(not realy a tongue twister either):

"can you not knot knots like a knotter knots knots"
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speedskater
Mon Sep 01 2008
speedskater
Registered Member #737
Joined: Sun Jul 31 2005
Location: ohio
Posts: 363
bisquick, kiss quick, bisquick kiss quick, bisquick kiss quick

see six sneaky sheep, see six sneaky sheep, see six sneaky sheep
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*HmS*Wedge
Mon Sep 01 2008
Captain Slow

Registered Member #3
Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003
Location: Scotland
Posts: 4651
Who on earth would want to kiss Quick !
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speedskater
Mon Sep 01 2008
speedskater
Registered Member #737
Joined: Sun Jul 31 2005
Location: ohio
Posts: 363
lol
I dont, but either way it would twist your tongue !!!!!
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Megasaxon
Tue Sep 23 2008
Registered Member #1890
Joined: Fri Oct 19 2007
Location: Georgia USA
Posts: 16
lol....ya'll got too much time on your hands
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Megasaxon
Tue Sep 23 2008
Registered Member #1890
Joined: Fri Oct 19 2007
Location: Georgia USA
Posts: 16
lol....ya'll got too much time on your hands
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sweet-anne
Tue Sep 23 2008
sweet-anne
Registered Member #2107
Joined: Thu May 15 2008
Posts: 47

you speak english and ...you can say that?.
im spanish and ... its imposibleeeeeee!!!
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*HmS*deathwish
Tue Sep 23 2008
Registered Member #345
Joined: Sun Oct 31 2004
Location: peterborough. uk
Posts: 821
here some more for you lot

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.


Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
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