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   Registered Member #152 Joined: Mon Apr 05 2004Location: West Virginia Posts: 125 | 28. how 'bout when you have a bad dream and wake up screaming "medic" [ Edited Sun Dec 19 2004 ] | ||
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| speedskater |
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speedskater  Registered Member #737 Joined: Sun Jul 31 2005Location: ohio Posts: 363 | I tend to look at radio towers and cell phone towers, looking for a yeti with a gun, sniper, or BG with a rocket !! (53) | ||
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| *HmS*Blood |
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HmS.Blood Registered Member #455 Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005Location: Denmark Posts: 1812 | hahaha great humor.. 29. Running around airport screeming: SERCHING FOR AIR TARGETīs... 30. driving around in your town screaming: NEED A GUNNER.. 31. driving into a wall at the nearest bank, trying to get on the otherside of the wall.. <span class='smallblacktext'>[ Edited Sun Aug 07 2005 ]</span> | ||
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| Brad.G |
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  Registered Member #622 Joined: Sat Apr 30 2005Location: Blackpool - uk Posts: 64 | 32 When you start writing the following on your newspaper whilst your having breakfast, or on your shopping list whilst your mrs goes to get somthing from a different isle in the supermarket if never() and ssndead(1234) then inc(V12) endif if never and eq(V12,1) then text("11 Targets remaining") endif | ||
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| *HmS*Wedge |
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Captain Slow  Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | 33. Your walking down the street and get to a corner, you have to bend round it to check for a bad guy first. 34. Out walking your dog you spot a black spot on a hill and think its an enemy sniper. 35. In a car dealership you ask the salesman if it comes with a mounted 50 cal. | ||
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| *HmS*Echo11 |
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 Registered Member #120 Joined: Sat Feb 28 2004Location: ore USA Posts: 849 | If your in the store and some one drops something , and you dive for cover yelling in comeing!!!!!!!!!! (17) | ||
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| *HmS*NON |
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*hms*non Registered Member #85 Joined: Tue Feb 03 2004Location: Netherlands Posts: 1087 | if you try to park a car in a chopper at the nearest airfield! (39) (41) (51) | ||
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| *HmS*MoNoXXiDe |
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 Registered Member #311 Joined: Fri Oct 15 2004Location: Indiana Posts: 512 | when your hanging out with your buddies and shoot 1 of them ..oops.. beacuse you didnt know friendly fire was on.... (10) --- (82) | ||
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| FiXeR*NAA* |
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  Registered Member #767 Joined: Sat Aug 13 2005Location: Australia Posts: 6 | When you hear a chopper you look for some cover you can shoot from. lol <span class='smallblacktext'>[ Edited Thu Sep 08 2005 ]</span> | ||
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| yarokilla1 |
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| Registered Member #1121 Joined: Sat Mar 04 2006Location: cleveland,ohio Posts: 2 | 40. If you hide airsoft or paintball gun under your pillow or your bed. You think its actually a deadly weapon. 41. When you pass stacked up boxes you think "I better destroy those weapons". <span class='smallblacktext'>[ Edited Sat Mar 25 2006 ]</span> | ||
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| *HmS*Wedge |
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| Captain Slow Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | 42. You type T or Y when typing to your friend on msn all the time. 43. You get run over by a car and when you come round you blame it on the lag you had. 44. Your wife/girlfriend has to dress up as a female AI so you notice her. | ||
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| *HmS*Trevor |
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| Registered Member #35 Joined: Tue Dec 30 2003Location: Lincolnshire England Posts: 2080 | Hey but those JO females are Soo cute (60) | ||
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| *HmS*grunt |
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| Life is like a box of chocolates... Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | 45. You're packing for vacation and think to yourself - "Better not take the shotgun or the smoke grenades - they will make the suitcase too heavy" | ||
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| moi |
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 Registered Member #1013 Joined: Sun Jan 01 2006Location: d Posts: 80 | 28 when your wife talks about duck and you fall on the floor  | ||
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| Ugla |
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 Registered Member #1203 Joined: Wed May 03 2006Location: Norway Posts: 88 | *HmS*Wedge wrote ... 42. You type T or Y when typing to your friend on msn all the time. Copy that!  | ||
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