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picard  Registered Member #1450 Joined: Wed Oct 11 2006Location: The Netherlands Posts: 635 | *HmS*grunt wrote ... A BEAUTIFUL STORY Not often does one receive such a beautiful story. This should be passed on and shared with our youth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' So, the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end Such a beautiful story always brings a tear to my eye...  | ||
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  Registered Member #1874 Joined: Tue Oct 02 2007Location: U.S.A./Maryland Posts: 753 | I like that one so true.  | ||
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Leave no survivers and nobody behind. Registered Member #2337 Joined: Sat Feb 28 2009Location: Dallas. Texas The Lone Star State Posts: 350 | I belive it is a dream that Grunt made up.. | ||
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british-sniper  Registered Member #1692 Joined: Fri Apr 20 2007Location: France ...some say Posts: 340 | I think your are right semper | ||
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kim  Registered Member #2462 Joined: Tue Oct 06 2009Location: Canada Posts: 364 | *HmS*Sniper wrote ... I think your are right semper has Semper ever told you how MANY women are in his life? :D | ||
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Captain Slow  Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | I think its a dream as well, grunt must have woken up one morning and rushed to his computer to write it down. Girls have magical powers which some how men cant resist, we are the stronger, smarter, tidier, better organised, better dressed and just far superiour sex but for some reason we let our guard down when it comes to girls.   | ||
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 Registered Member #432 Joined: Tue Dec 28 2004Location: Spanish Fork UT Posts: 1681 | nope not a dream I drink smoke ride motorcycle and very proud to do it all with HmS JustMe. It is not a dream when two can work together as one and enjoy and respect each others wants and needs | ||
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 Registered Member #345 Joined: Sun Oct 31 2004Location: peterborough. uk Posts: 821 | you found the 1 in a million then  | ||
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| Life is like a box of chocolates... Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | And now back to our REGULAR scheduled program......hint, hint..... | ||
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| kim Registered Member #2462 Joined: Tue Oct 06 2009Location: Canada Posts: 364 | *HmS*grunt wrote ... And now back to our REGULAR scheduled program......hint, hint..... aiming my clicker at you Grunt but nothing is happening  | ||
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| Registered Member #35 Joined: Tue Dec 30 2003Location: Lincolnshire England Posts: 2080 | I can match you on that Chuckie, except the smoking | ||
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| Registered Member #1874 Joined: Tue Oct 02 2007Location: U.S.A./Maryland Posts: 753 | You guys are very lucky my hat is off to you. I think all the women Semper has are part of a nother dream.lol | ||
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| Life is like a box of chocolates... Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something... | ||
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| Leave no survivers and nobody behind. Registered Member #2337 Joined: Sat Feb 28 2009Location: Dallas. Texas The Lone Star State Posts: 350 | Stop picking on the Old Farts you know they will get you in the end... | ||
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Registered Member #343 Joined: Fri Oct 29 2004Location: Baton Rouge, LA USA Posts: 1490 | Husband Down at Echo and BadDan's Store A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.' On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.' | ||
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