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Chicken or the Egg
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*HmS*grunt
Mon May 14 2007
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OK

So lets see how many are philosophically inclined.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Chicken Egg.

Many have thought about it, but everyone argues over it, and its SOOOO simple.

So?

Which came first, the Chicken or the Chicken's Egg.
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*HmS*Proteus
Mon May 14 2007
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Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006
Location: Chesterfield, England
Posts: 487
Having thought about this in great depth.
the immediate ancestors of the chicken made out with each other and produced an egg.
From the egg sprang a chick which grew into what is now recognised as a chicken. So by that arguement the egg came first.

That's the philosophical answer but recognising that this is in the joke section....
In my memory the egg came first:
Bacon and egg sarnie for breakfast and chicken kiev for dinner, see, the egg came first.
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Trickster p4f
Mon May 14 2007
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Location: Lincoln, England
Posts: 149
neither as dinosaurs came first

[ Edited Mon May 14 2007 ]
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NUT ACE
Mon May 14 2007
picard
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Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 635
Generally speaking....Usually the male comes first....

So I think the rooster came first, which then lead to the chicken laying the egg....
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Griffin
Tue May 15 2007
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Location: Glasgow Scotland
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from an evolutionary point of view always the egg
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heppari
Tue May 15 2007
mmm yeah
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Joined: Mon Mar 20 2006
Location: Tampere, Finland
Posts: 351
i think chicken.. (i mostly dont think..) if that egg is "chickens egg" it has to come from chicken, so there was this chicken who just showed up from nowere, or outerspace(my favorite) and thought that "hey, heres no other chickens around here, ill og back to my super intelligent chicken world" and just before it was leaving planet earth, it layed one egg and left it in there..
that chicken was intelligent (spaceships and all) but that little chicken who borned, havent got any other intelligent chickens around, so it became pretty stupid, and thats why chickens arent very smart and thats why there was chicken first! :D
this is what i thought....?

this is the "right answer" , i would like to hear "official answer" too ?
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*HmS*CRIMSON
Tue May 15 2007
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Location: UK
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Generally speaking....Usually the male comes first....

Not in my house, he dosen't....... Chicken First....... ..maybe
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*HmS*J
Tue May 15 2007
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Joined: Wed Jan 26 2005
Location: Kent, UK
Posts: 177
All wrong, neither came first.
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