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Actual accident excuses used by Texas drivers
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ikillford
Fri Feb 10 2006
Registered Member #932
Joined: Fri Nov 18 2005
Posts: 95
My truck was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

I hit a stationary truck that was coming from another direction.

Coming home, I drove into the wrong yard, and collided with a tree I don't have.

The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of its path when it hit me.

In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

The guy was all over he road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my truck and vanished.

I had been driving my truck for 40 years when I fell asleep and had an accident.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go--so I ran over him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my Mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
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