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If my spelling is bad blame my English teacher   Registered Member #1713 Joined: Fri May 11 2007Location: Denmark Posts: 365 | Health questions & ANSWER SESSION with Dr. Ken Miester Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. _____________________________________ Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. ________________________________ Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit.. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! ________________________________ Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. ________________________________ Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! ________________________________ Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING !!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? ________________________________ Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. ________________________________ Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! ________________________________ Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. ________________________________ Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! ________________________________ Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. | ||
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  Registered Member #432 Joined: Tue Dec 28 2004Location: Spanish Fork UT Posts: 1681 | Hey soza it works for me lol | ||
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| *HmS*Cardinal |
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I am root. If you see me laughing, you‘d better have a backup! Registered Member #1489 Joined: Sat Nov 11 2006Location: Münster (Westphalia), Germany Posts: 1216 | That's it! I was right all along! Now it is officially stated by a Doc.     | ||
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| *HmS*Proteus |
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  Registered Member #1341 Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006Location: Chesterfield, England Posts: 487 | FACT; more people die from heart attacks whilst jogging than walking. conclusion; exercise is bad for you. Fact; every hospital needs a sports injuries clinic, no hospital needs a couch injuries clinic. conclusion; it is healthier to sit and watch sport whilst drinking beer and eating crisps than taking part in sport that is my ethos, homer simpson is my role model  [ Edited Sun Jan 06 2008 ] | ||
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