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Life is like a box of chocolates...    Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and thats where shitty ideas come from. | ||
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| Life is like a box of chocolates... Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | Life is like a grapefruit.... It takes a lot of hard work to get through the tough outer rind. And once you finally get to the juicy inside... It squirts you in the eye. | ||
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| *HmS*deathwish |
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 Registered Member #345 Joined: Sun Oct 31 2004Location: peterborough. uk Posts: 821 | A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love | ||
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| Captain Slow Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you. | ||
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| Captain Slow Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked. | ||
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| *HmS*Ranger Six |
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| *HmS*Ranger Six Registered Member #19 Joined: Mon Dec 22 2003Location: griffin, ga, usa Posts: 1157 | man who eats many prunes sits on toilet for many moons | ||
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| Griffin |
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  Registered Member #1618 Joined: Sun Feb 18 2007Location: Glasgow Scotland Posts: 87 | man who not look both way on one way street one day get big surprise | ||
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| *HmS*deathwish |
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| Registered Member #345 Joined: Sun Oct 31 2004Location: peterborough. uk Posts: 821 | A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death | ||
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| Registered Member #345 Joined: Sun Oct 31 2004Location: peterborough. uk Posts: 821 | The quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant. | ||
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| Registered Member #345 Joined: Sun Oct 31 2004Location: peterborough. uk Posts: 821 | Alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others | ||
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| *HmS*cervessaman |
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hey all Registered Member #1086 Joined: Wed Feb 08 2006Location: netherlands/Oss Posts: 506 | drinking reduces your life but you can see twice as much | ||
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| *HmS*peak |
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  Registered Member #1505 Joined: Sat Nov 18 2006Location: HmSpeak youtube Posts: 120 | Man who sleep like baby does not have one. | ||
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