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Captain Slow    Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | Get ready to groan, this years festive cracker jokes I saved up to post em here. Q. Why didnt the skeleton goto the new years eve party? A. He had no body to go with. Q. Where should a dressmaker build her house? A. On the outskirts. Q.How did the human cannonball lose his job? A. He got fired. Q. What has a bed but does not sleep, a mouth but does not speak? A. A river. | ||
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| Life is like a box of chocolates... Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | Do we have to put up with this abuse? | ||
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british-sniper  Registered Member #1692 Joined: Fri Apr 20 2007Location: France ...some say Posts: 340 | the time i just spent reading this post i will never get back and for what ahhhhh aahhhhh ahhhhh | ||
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Col.Gawdamnit  Registered Member #564 Joined: Mon Mar 14 2005Location: Sweden Posts: 361 | english humor... dryer than the sahara desert summer heat.. lol wedge! u got too much sparetime on your hands now.. better get busy now. ;) | ||
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Mom of Many  Registered Member #1502 Joined: Thu Nov 16 2006Location: In the land of Confusion... Posts: 36 | I think I lost a few neurons while reading those! | ||
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Sharky  Registered Member #1191 Joined: Sat Apr 29 2006Location: Borne, Netherlands Posts: 165 | don't blame Wedge, he's scottish  | ||
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| Sharky Registered Member #1191 Joined: Sat Apr 29 2006Location: Borne, Netherlands Posts: 165 | don't blame Wedge, he's scottish | ||
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*hms*non Registered Member #85 Joined: Tue Feb 03 2004Location: Netherlands Posts: 1087 | Iff you had time to save this and no time to find real funny ones then im a bit dissapointed!! especially because you are scottish!! | ||
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 Registered Member #143 Joined: Mon Mar 29 2004Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 1700 | That's exactly the point, Non. Wedge actually SAVES THIS CRAP up to torture us!! Scottish humor, I reckon... | ||
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