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Captain Slow    Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | Ok get ready to groan (58) Q. What is an american ant? A. The wife of an american uncle Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter? A. Its to far to walk Q. Where to ghosts go for christmas? A. To see the phantomine Q. What holds five dozen keys but never opens a door? A. A piano Q. How did young dinosaurs pass their exams? A. With extinction Q. When does an astronaut have his midday meal? A. At launch time Q. What do you call a bull asleep on the ground? A. A bulldozer Q. What flies through the jungle squirting water at the animals? A. A jumbo jet Ok ok i will stop sheesh (43) Happy new year everyone hope you have a good one! | ||
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  Registered Member #22 Joined: Mon Dec 22 2003Location: lichfield england Posts: 239 | some one shoot him pleeeeeeaaaaasssssseeee!!!!!!!!! (37) | ||
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  Registered Member #83 Joined: Sun Feb 01 2004Location: Edinburgh Posts: 234 | HMMMM i dont know why but they all seem a bit da ja vu? Any ideas wedge? (20) | ||
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| Guest | Roadblock heard me groaning here in the basement, so he brought me a pain pill thinking I was hurt...... lol | ||
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 Registered Member #1017 Joined: Mon Jan 02 2006Location: surrey, uk Posts: 4 | Q: whats yellow and dangerous? A: shark infested custard.... (24) damn, they get funnier each time i hear them.. again.. wheres the tumble weed.. (77) | ||
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