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Captain Slow    Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | Yes its that time of the year again, time for some cracker jokes. Q. Where should a dressmaker build her house? A. On the outskirts Q. How do snails keep their shells shiny? A. They use snail varnish Q. What do you get if you lay under a cow? A. A pat on the back Q. What animals need oiling? A. Mice, because they squeak Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop. He blew away. Q. What did the beaver say to the tree? A. Nice gnawing you. Q. Who is the most famous married person in America? A. Mrs Sippi Q. Why didnt the skeleton go to the New Year's Party? A. He had no body to go with. Q. What has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak? A. A river. Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective? A. Sherlock Bones. When i pull more crackers I will be sure and post the new ones  [ Edited Fri Dec 22 2006 ] | ||
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| Life is like a box of chocolates... Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | Think someone's been into the rum'n'eggnog. | ||
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| Captain Slow Registered Member #3 Joined: Fri Dec 19 2003Location: Scotland Posts: 4651 | Got some more for you all. Q. What do you get if you cross a Bear with a Skunk? A. Whinnie the Pooh Q. What do you get if you put a sheep in a sauna? A. A woolly sweater Q. Where do sheep have their hair cut? A. At the baabaas Q. What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A. A chew chew train Ahhhhh you cant beat jokes like this lol, unfortunatly thats all I have, I know, I know its such a shame. | ||
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If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Registered Member #1170 Joined: Wed Mar 22 2006Location: Lancashire, England Posts: 622 | Got some cracker jokes too: Q: What's the best way to stop food going bad? A: Eat it! Q: What's the most popular gardening magazine in the world? A: Weeder's Digest Q: Customer: Waiter! Waiter! What's wrong with this fish? A: Waiter: Long time, no sea Q: Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole? A: Because your teeth chatter Q: How do cows subtract? A: With a cow-culator Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? A: Because her class was too bright Q: Why can you never play jokes on snakes? A: You can never pull their legs Q: What do you call a crate of ducks? A: A box of quackers They are really sad and corny but you know you will tell them to people LOL | ||
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HmS.Blood Registered Member #455 Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005Location: Denmark Posts: 1812 | What do you call Mrs. Santa Claus? ... Mary Christmas. What has 22 legs and 2 wings but cannot fly? ... A soccer team. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? ... Claustrophobic.  | ||
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| *HmS*Ranger Six Registered Member #19 Joined: Mon Dec 22 2003Location: griffin, ga, usa Posts: 1157 | what has four legs but only one foot? a bed | ||
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