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*hms*non   Registered Member #85 Joined: Tue Feb 03 2004Location: Netherlands Posts: 1087 | apacolypse now: I love the smell of napalm in the morning! | ||
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  Registered Member #1452 Joined: Thu Oct 12 2006Location: Newcastle, England Posts: 176 | another Monty Python classic King Arthor "Now look here my good man!!" Frenchman "I do'nt wanna talk to you no more. You empty headed, animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!!" [ Edited Thu Jul 26 2007 ] | ||
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  Registered Member #1341 Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006Location: Chesterfield, England Posts: 487 | More Python "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!" | ||
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I Stopped being a Sexist, Because Bitches hate that shit  Registered Member #370 Joined: Thu Nov 18 2004Location: Usa Posts: 311 |  I thought the NON would have posted this oneCartman from SouthPark...You Mother is on the cover of crack whore magazine   | ||
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picard Registered Member #1450 Joined: Wed Oct 11 2006Location: The Netherlands Posts: 635 | More Holy Grail.... Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. King Arthur: I am your king. Woman: Well I didn't vote for you. King Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Woman: Well how'd you become king then? King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! King Arthur: Bloody peasant! Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you? | ||
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| Registered Member #1341 Joined: Sat Jul 29 2006Location: Chesterfield, England Posts: 487 | from holy grail Black knight (after having had both arms and legs chopped off in a duel): "come back you B***ard, i'll bite your knees off!"when Arthur does not return he shouts "we'll call it a draw then!"  | ||
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| SIR BRUTAL p4f |
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TRUE VIKINGS DIE IN COMBAT, AND GOES STRAIGHT TO VALHALLA Registered Member #1588 Joined: Sat Jan 20 2007Location: Home of true VIKINGS Posts: 154 | That´s not a knife, THIS---- is a knife !!!!  | ||
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Mr Registered Member #1274 Joined: Mon Jun 05 2006Location: Tyringe/Sweden Posts: 48 | Blade Runner [Batty wants Tyrell to extend his lifespan] Tyrell: Would you... like to be upgraded? Batty: I had in mind something a little more radical. Tyrell: What... what seems to be the problem? Batty: Death. Tyrell: Death, ah, well that's a little out of my jurisdiction. You... Batty: I WANT MORE LIFE, F****r! [ Edited Sat Jul 28 2007 ] | ||
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| *HmS*Geukie |
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 Registered Member #303 Joined: Sun Oct 03 2004Location: Netherlands Posts: 738 | Movie with DMX, cant remember the title. At the end after a fight he rescues his daughter and says ; Wrong kid, and especially the wrong DAD [ Edited Sat Jul 28 2007 ] | ||
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Life is like a box of chocolates...  Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | Some of these posts are getting dangerously close to the line we here at Hardmaps allow in our forums. Remember that kids have access to this area. KEEP POSTS CLEAN, or we will delete this thread altogether. HmS Admin | ||
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  Registered Member #1618 Joined: Sun Feb 18 2007Location: Glasgow Scotland Posts: 87 | Soza wrote ... Just remembert another one it´s from a danish movie called: Gamle mænd i nye biler ( Old men i new cars ) First the danish version. Arvid: Harald jeg har lige skudt min x-kæreste. Harald: Hvor ligger hun?? Arvid: Hun ligger i stuen........og også lidt i køkkenet!!!! And then the english. Arvid: Harald I just killed my x-girlfriend. Harald: Where is she??? Arvid: She's in the livingroom.......and also a litle bit in the kitchen!!!! danish version is better homer im one snickers pie away from loosing my foot to diabetes mmmmmmmmmm.snickerss piiiieee | ||
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| Registered Member #837 Joined: Thu Sep 29 2005Location: Finland / Oulu Posts: 81 | Ford Fairlane Movie calls "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" .. Boot my Balls ..  | ||
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| Registered Member #1618 Joined: Sun Feb 18 2007Location: Glasgow Scotland Posts: 87 | there a re two types of people in this world,those with guns and those who dig the good the bad and the forum moderators | ||
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  Registered Member #1814 Joined: Wed Aug 15 2007Location: Blyth, UK Posts: 11 | Army Of Darkness: DUKE HENRY You sir, are not one of my vassals. Who are you? ASH Who wants to know? DUKE HENRY I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale. Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people. ASH You ain't leadin' but two things now, pal. Jack and sh*t. And Jack left town. [ Edited Mon Aug 27 2007 ] | ||
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The Legend Registered Member #138 Joined: Tue Mar 23 2004Location: Stockholm Sweden Posts: 541 | Deleted by user [ Edited Sun Sep 02 2007 ] | ||
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