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Life is like a box of chocolates...    Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | You've all seen'em, Some of you might have'em. So lets get a list going of some wild bumper stickers that are out there. Please keep it clean(ish). | ||
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Registered Member #343 Joined: Fri Oct 29 2004Location: Baton Rouge, LA USA Posts: 1490 | Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. The proctologist called ...they found your head. Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film. Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. I used to have a handle on life ...but it broke off. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching. If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. Hang up and drive!! And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See Welcome to America ...now speak English | ||
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| The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Registered Member #343 Joined: Fri Oct 29 2004Location: Baton Rouge, LA USA Posts: 1490 | Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? Life is too complicated in the morning. All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody. My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her. Ask me about my vow of silence. Today's subliminal message is: ( ) "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Give me ambiguity or give me something else. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check? Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? | ||
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HmS.Blood Registered Member #455 Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005Location: Denmark Posts: 1812 | Cover me. I'm changing lanes. Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle. Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can. How'd you get your driver's license, a close relative die? Keep honking...I'm reloading. Love isn't love until you give it away. No radio -- Already stolen. | ||
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| Guest | Chuthulu for President: Why choose the lesser of two evils? <span class='smallblacktext'>[ Edited Thu Mar 09 2006 ]</span> | ||
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| The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Registered Member #343 Joined: Fri Oct 29 2004Location: Baton Rouge, LA USA Posts: 1490 |  | ||
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| The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Registered Member #343 Joined: Fri Oct 29 2004Location: Baton Rouge, LA USA Posts: 1490 |                    | ||
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| Guest | Awesome buttons Tiger! | ||
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| The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Registered Member #343 Joined: Fri Oct 29 2004Location: Baton Rouge, LA USA Posts: 1490 | Why thank you. there were a few more that were not quit ready for prime time viewing by the younger members of the audience. and a few that made me think about my friend OBB   | ||
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| *HmS*Ranger Six Registered Member #19 Joined: Mon Dec 22 2003Location: griffin, ga, usa Posts: 1157 | put them in squad funny | ||
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