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| *HmS*Ole Fart |
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   Registered Member #432 Joined: Tue Dec 28 2004Location: Spanish Fork UT Posts: 1681 | TEST (43) | ||
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| MADCOW1 |
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  Registered Member #849 Joined: Fri Oct 07 2005Location: LAKEWOOOD, WA Posts: 57 | it didn't work! (59) | ||
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| *HmS*Quick |
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 Registered Member #143 Joined: Mon Mar 29 2004Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 1700 | 1, 2, 3, 4...test... | ||
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| *HmS*grunt |
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Life is like a box of chocolates...  Registered Member #14 Joined: Sat Dec 20 2003Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2646 | beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee This has been a test of the Hardmaps Forum Emergency System. If this had been an actual emergency this tone would have been followed by voice instructions. This is only a test. | ||
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| *HmS*Echo11 |
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 Registered Member #120 Joined: Sat Feb 28 2004Location: ore USA Posts: 849 | Helpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!! I got snow up to my hips... some one activate the the Emergancy Brodcast System.. What should I do ????? (17) (94) | ||
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| *HmS*magic |
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  Registered Member #83 Joined: Sun Feb 01 2004Location: Edinburgh Posts: 234 | does it take a profesional to show how its done.... 1...2...1...2...1...2... testing 1...2...1... god and they pay me for that, i have a great job! (20) | ||
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| kiki diablo |
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| Registered Member #116 Joined: Fri Feb 27 2004Location: Leeuwarden - Holland - Europa Posts: 752 | SPAM SPAM SPAM (43) | ||
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| Die Trying |
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| Guest | Echo, don't panic! Head to the front door and see if you can very slowly push it open using riding lawn mower you have stored in your living room (instead of tool shed) next to 5gal jug of gasoline and assorted engine parts. If door won't open, try cutting a hole in your roof and climb up top. You may still have to tunnel through 12 to 24 inches of hard ice and packed powder but don't get discouraged. Next, wave arms and yell "I NEED HELP!" and hopefully those that are not trapped also will come to your aid. If you are up to your hips in snow, it may be time to ask yourself why you didn't leave when it was only knee deep. Wait until you have sufficient supply of urine and attemp to write S.O.S. message in snow to alert passing aircraft (proofread for errors in grammer and punctuation) to your situation. Now may be the time to actually try to use that free cell phone you got from Radio Shack to call someone to send a snowmobile, shovel, beer, and pizza to your location. If that option fails, then you can use the dog that urinates on your foot as a viable food source. Note: Remove hair and innards from dog before cooking. Gather up some snow and melt over heat for water. Mental Note: You may want to do this before writing your S.O.S. message. Echo, all you need to do is stay calm. being that there are actually other people where you live, your chances are better than 50% that you will be found in time. Until then, just play a few hundred maps in Land Warrior to pass the time. Remember, have faith my dear friend because if all alse fails, that snow will be gone in a month or so anyway. Hang tough! We are all pulling for you man! Your Friend: Die Trying (2) (7) (8) (13) | ||
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| *HmS*Echo11 |
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| Registered Member #120 Joined: Sat Feb 28 2004Location: ore USA Posts: 849 | (60) I though you guys were being serious Now I see were I stand ... now its up to my belly button and hasent stoped yet ... I think Im in Bigggggggggggggggggggggggggg trouble with dies help ... 1 no rideing lawn mower 2 no shovel 3 the dogs looking at me like lunch and the nebiors left yesterday for flordia oooooo wooooow is me ... (17) P.S. I do have a bag of pretizles ... lol | ||
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| Die Trying |
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| Guest | Just funnin with ya Echo. Your a good friend. Now, get the heck out of there or someday they will find you in a huge block of ice along with a 72 Ford Pinto. It's a bit late in the year for such a storm, but your in the northern Sierra's so anything can happen. Does the name Donner ring a bell? Just funnin. LOL (60) | ||
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| *HmS*Ole Fart |
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| Registered Member #432 Joined: Tue Dec 28 2004Location: Spanish Fork UT Posts: 1681 | whats that got to do with test? | ||
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| Die Trying |
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| Guest | Nothing, but it was just a fabulous opportunity to cut-up and have some fun. Thanks Ole Fart. heehee. (1) (7) (9) (13) | ||
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| *HmS*Tiger |
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. Registered Member #343 Joined: Fri Oct 29 2004Location: Baton Rouge, LA USA Posts: 1490 | Echo, I told you not to put the door up so it opened outward...... see, if it opened inward, you wouldn't need the riding lawnmower. (60) In the meantime, we'll gather outside and watch (76) | ||
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| Al Bundy 4TDs |
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| Registered Member #835 Joined: Wed Sep 28 2005Posts: 14 | Will someone please TEST echo's knowledge of the function of SPELL CHECK,makes me bust a gut LMAO every time I read something he wrote.damm,still can't my the aspirin. (92) (16) (65) | ||
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| *HmS*Echo11 |
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| Registered Member #120 Joined: Sat Feb 28 2004Location: ore USA Posts: 849 | hmmmmmmmmm I was testing the emergency Hardmaps fourm fart and guess what with comedians like these guys it failed .... I would be a frozen pop cicle by now ... (17) | ||
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