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The Legend   Registered Member #138 Joined: Tue Mar 23 2004Location: Stockholm Sweden Posts: 541 | Its hard to be a naked rat lol  | ||
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| Registered Member #143 Joined: Mon Mar 29 2004Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 1700 |  | ||
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| Registered Member #143 Joined: Mon Mar 29 2004Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 1700 | Be careful on your holiday travels... | ||
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| Deep Six |
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  Registered Member #60 Joined: Tue Jan 13 2004Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin U.S.A. Posts: 674 | (31) Wedge... Can we get her to do a tour of the HardMaps squads for Christmas? Please? (23)  | ||
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| Registered Member #60 Joined: Tue Jan 13 2004Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin U.S.A. Posts: 674 |  | ||
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| Registered Member #60 Joined: Tue Jan 13 2004Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin U.S.A. Posts: 674 |  | ||
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| Registered Member #60 Joined: Tue Jan 13 2004Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin U.S.A. Posts: 674 | Must be Euro Disney... | ||
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| Registered Member #143 Joined: Mon Mar 29 2004Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 1700 | What will beer do to you??? | ||
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| Deep Six |
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| Registered Member #60 Joined: Tue Jan 13 2004Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin U.S.A. Posts: 674 | How to handle a liberal; how I wish this was a legitimate letter: Subject: Be Careful of what you write. Be careful of what you comment on. A person wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment of captives taken during the recent Iraqi war. Attached is a copy of a letter they received back: > The White House 1600 > Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. 20016 >> Dear Concerned Citizen: >> Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay,Cuba. >> Our administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. >> In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to Place one terrorist under your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed)is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. >> We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care For Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter. Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. >> He will bite you, given the chance. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We do not suggest that you ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group . >> He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from > Common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless(in your opinion) this might offend him. Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him, and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that Ahmed will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure they will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the bhurka - over time. Just remind them that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his religious beliefs" - wasn't that how you put it? >> Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you, > Who know so much, keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. >> You take good care of Ahmed - and remember...we'll be watching. Good luck! >> Cordially...Your Buddy, >> Don Rumsfeld (30) | ||
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| altawon |
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  Registered Member #82 Joined: Sun Feb 01 2004Location: Kingston Ontario Canada Posts: 148 | Thats the most vicious looking (man part) I have ever seen. LOL (82) | ||
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| altawon |
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| Registered Member #82 Joined: Sun Feb 01 2004Location: Kingston Ontario Canada Posts: 148 | Last comment was for Menken and his rat. | ||
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| Registered Member #60 Joined: Tue Jan 13 2004Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin U.S.A. Posts: 674 | Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called - (Beer) - The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as, "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as, "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book. | ||
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| Registered Member #143 Joined: Mon Mar 29 2004Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 1700 | A cure for whatever ails you... | ||
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